Ahh!

I'm Ryan, and I do a shit-ton of neat shit. I also cuss a lot.
I'm very good at what I do because the relentless pursuit of excessive excellence is how I cope with my deep feelings of crippling inadequacy from unresolved daddy issues.
I'm also uncomfortably transparent.
I cohost a podcast, I've written a book (about my dad, obvi), I gave a TEDx Talk, and somehow I became a TikTok influencer. I do public speaking, graphic illustration, video production, animationvoiceover work, and I make a bitchin' batch of pickles from my own homegrown cukes.